Profanny Annie

I’m super lazy. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a fucking cape Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

I’m super lazy. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a fucking cape Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

If I was meant to be controlled I'd have come with a remote Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

If I was meant to be controlled I'd have come with a remote Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

I would call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

I would call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

Go ahead underestimate me, That'll be fun Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

Go ahead underestimate me, That'll be fun Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

Dear life could you at least spit on it first Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

Dear life could you at least spit on it first Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

Therapy is nice but screaming “FUCK” at the top of your lungs is a lot cheaper Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

Therapy is nice but screaming “FUCK” at the top of your lungs is a lot cheaper Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

You're so vain you probably think this strategically placed bathroom webcam is about you Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

You're so vain you probably think this strategically placed bathroom webcam is about you Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

With petrol prices at 5 per gallon, it is cheaper to do cocaine and run everywhere Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

With petrol prices at 5 per gallon, it is cheaper to do cocaine and run everywhere Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

I’m smiling… that alone should scare you Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

I’m smiling… that alone should scare you Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

When comforting the grammar police, I always say softly “their, there, they’re” Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

When comforting the grammar police, I always say softly “their, there, they’re” Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

Common sense is so rare these days; it should be classed as a super power Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

Common sense is so rare these days; it should be classed as a super power Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

I don’t burn bridges I just loosen the bolts a little each day Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

I don’t burn bridges I just loosen the bolts a little each day Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

This pretending to be a functioning adult bullshit is fucking exhausting Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

This pretending to be a functioning adult bullshit is fucking exhausting Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

I can’t drop it like it’s hot, so I’m just going to sit down like it’s warm Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

I can’t drop it like it’s hot, so I’m just going to sit down like it’s warm Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

I would call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

I would call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

If I had a pound for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

If I had a pound for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

If you're happy and you know it it's the meds Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

If you're happy and you know it it's the meds Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

My middle finger salutes you Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

My middle finger salutes you Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

Lead me not into temptation. Oh who the fuck am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

Lead me not into temptation. Oh who the fuck am I kidding, follow me, I know a shortcut Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn’t made plans and wondering where those bruises Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic

Being an adult is mostly being exhausted, wishing you hadn’t made plans and wondering where those bruises Dictionary Print Funny Sarcastic $6.94

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